Not sleeping on Friday nights causes Hallucinations

Hi,

A good friend came over on Friday night to prepare for his game against Chaos on the following Saturday afternoon. He had the following to get assembled

30 Orc Savage boyz
3 River Trolls
3 boxes of Savage Orc Boar Boyz

I was suppose to keep him company while I paint my 40k Orks, BUT looking at the way and speed he assembles(its like a woman putting on makeup) his models, I figured I better give him a hand....

And by 1145pm on Saturday morning, we finished ONLY 30 savage Orcs and 3 River Trolls, and that is with my help........If I had not step in, Elmer may have only 20 Savage Orc Big Uns Arrear Boyz to use that afternoon

There are 2 reasons which I absolutely regretted in helping him, and why I should have heeded the advice
from Benny Hill " A friend in need is a Pain in the Arse"........
1. The 30 Savage Orcs Big Uns Arrear Boyz were in reserve.....
2. I was so sleepy that Saturday afternoon that I was having hallucinations.....like these...

Look at that Freaking Mangler Squig.....AM I fucking Dreaming or What??

1400 points of Warmaster Battle with Beer

Hi,

I fought this battle with Kenneth about 3 weeks ago, the reason why this came up so late was because, I forgot that the photos were in my iphone.......

Anyway, to sum up the battle report, 300 points for a Dragon Rider unit is not worth it........it died in turn one, due to user problems........I lost thebloody game, but I had fun and beer makes up for everything

Beer with games always means FUN

See my Dragon getting the 1st turn charge

Kenf's battle line

My lovely Giant Eagles

Do NOT ask me why kenf's crotch is in the photo

One of my friends left the campaign...

Hi all,

Today I will be updating on the list of "presents" I have wanted to paint for my good friend, Vern.

Note that if he has not left the campaign early, I will not be having this update at all, all these are the small "surprises" I have in stall for him and now that he has left the campaign for personal reasons, I feel that I have no rush or rather no drive to finish what I have planned.

If  "Why?" comes across your mind, then my answer to that will be, only certain people in the gaming community appreciate it when their opponents fields a stupid and fun list. There are many out there who claims that they like fun games and can field "fun" lists, but their "fun" is way different from my "fun". Their "fun" usually means, I wanna have "FUN" tabling you, whereas my fun is generally using a never used before unit OR the most dumbass unit in the codex and try to win games. These are some of the units that you will almost never see in an Ork list these days.

Looking back, I have only seen 3 people in my group who have used fun units before, and the units being,
1. Legion of the Damn
2. Possesed Chaos Space Marines
3. Swooping Hawks

For Vern Lim, here are the "presents".....I have completed the Warbuggy and the Half Track, as for the MegaNobz and StormBoyz, I have only done one of each, and that's about all that will be done.

Tank-bustas......

Hi ,

Last Saturday, I(Grot) went through the 1st game of our group's Armageddon campaign. I was up against Vern's Sisters of Battles. So, I decided to paint a prsent for my opponent. And looking through all my unpainted and unopen boxes, I finally came up with the best unit possible, TankBustas. I have 10 of these metal models, so I set my target and got down to work. They did rubbish in the game,  firing some always missing rokkits, and release 2 Bomb Squigs that did Nothing. But , after last saturday's game , I realise how to use them . Put them in a Battlewagon and move 12" if there are no viable targets to shoot

Here are those damn Bustas,